God's gift to males over 40.

I just want to get it down in writing before I pass on how much I love the jalapeno. I used to just order the regular original at Schlotzski’s. Now I order the regular original with jalapeno cheese bread and jalapenos on it. I don’t really know why it improves a sandwich. It just does.

Of course there’s also beer, Cuban cigars, and vodka martinis. More about them later….